I Am Morally Offended By This Gold- Plated Lamborghini Countach Interior. RM Sotheby’s Villa Erba auction: my favorite time of year. Beautiful weather, Italian food, gorgeous views and expensive cars. Sure, the auction doesn’t start until May 2. I’ve already had a look at all of the lots. ![]() ![]() WINTER SERVICE PROGRAM. LandMark Implement's Service Departments will continue to offer their Winter Service Programs. All of our inspections are. ![]() ![]() ![]() It’s all about who you know, see. One item in particular caught my eye: a 1. Lamborghini Countach 5. QV by Bertone. I’ve always had a soft spot for wedgey cars. And good Lord, white on white, finished like a snowy cloud. ![]() I pulled open the doors. Gold! A gold shifter and gates. How wonderful and classic and just to totally me! I ran my fingers across the glittery surfaces, only a little annoyed that I was leaving prints.“This is 2. I asked, not looking at him and dreamily imagining how easily white, powdery substances would get lost in an interior like this. He mumbled something. I snapped my eyes in his direction. Speak up, it’s not like you had your tongue cut.” “It’s.. I laughed. It was rare that a member of the help had a sense of humor. 99 John Deere 9610 maximizer combine with 914 rake up header. 4200 engine hours and 3080 separator hours. Very well maintained combine. Always stored inside.Most of mine didn’t even dare look me in the eye.“Madam..”A ringing silence fell. He swallowed, blanching suddenly. He glanced down at the sheaf of papers in his hands and cleared his throat. I’m so sorry.”And that’s the last thing I remember. I don’t actually remember leaving Italy, but I do remember waking up on the beach of my island in the Maldives. I rolled over and did a double- take: the white Countach was parked a little ways away. I guess I had purchased it. I scrambled to my feet and staggered to the garage, where I found the gas can the servants kept for emergencies. I brought it back over to the Countach and poured the contents all over the offending beast, lit a match and dropped it onto the hood of the car, which ignited immediately. Fourteen karat gold is what you bought your shitty niece on her thirteenth birthday, not what you used on the interior of a car. The fire on the beach warmed the backs of my legs as it grew. Copyright 2000 (c) Deere & Company. THIS DATA IS THE PROPERTY OF DEERE & COMPANY. ALL USE AND/OR REPRODUCTION NOT SPECIFICALLY. RM Sotheby’s Villa Erba auction: my favorite time of year. Beautiful weather, Italian food, gorgeous views and expensive cars. I’ve never been one to identify my life around one single car or one single automaker, so I unfortunately do not have much experience in buying branded merchandise.
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